hi dis is ur yaoi overlord... w8 do u yaoi or
D —> I…what…even
D —> MAKE SENSE, DARN YOU
how do i science
You stare at this person, wondering how they got into your hive.
D —> Who are you and how did you get in here
D —> And your grammar is an offense to scientists everywhere
johnthesavior reblogged your post: PARTY )(ARD
yessssssssssssss.Also TIM—E FOR TH—E ALCO)(OL!!!!!
YOU DO HAVE APPLETINIS RIGHT
BECAUSE IF YOU DON’T I AM FUCKING OUT OF HERE.
Yes Ms. Karkat we )(ave appletinis just for you 38D
FUCK YES X2 THANK YOU
OKAY I’M STAYING.
You stroll over, wearing the uniform of the staff of Club Bubble, and looking distinctly unhappy to be here.
You hand Karkat an appletini.
D —> Have fun everyone, but do try not to get drunk too early
D —> You have several hours to embarrass yourselves, make them count
While you’re dancing -while wearing shade as a gift from defeating a huge beast, you see your morial awkwardly standing and you decide to stroll over and jump on him.
BDD < equius!!!
B33 < you should get your iron patootie on the dance floor!! :DD
You are standing in a corner, muttering to yourself and rubbing your forehead when you feel something jump on you and realize its your morail, Nepeta. She suggests something positively 100dicrous.
D —> You cannot be serious; I will not be dancing
D —> Besides, I am working security and bartending, I cannot dance
D —> And do not call my….Feferi’s been talking to you, hasn’t she
You give a minor glare in the Heiress’ direction.
yessssssssssssss.Also TIM—E FOR TH—E ALCO)(OL!!!!!
YOU DO HAVE APPLETINIS RIGHT
BECAUSE IF YOU DON’T I AM FUCKING OUT OF HERE.
Yes Ms. Karkat we )(ave appletinis just for you 38D
FUCK YES X2 THANK YOU
OKAY I’M STAYING.
You stroll over, wearing the uniform of the staff of Club Bubble, and looking distinctly unhappy to be here.
You hand Karkat an appletini.
D —> Have fun everyone, but do try not to get drunk too early
D —> You have several hours to embarrass yourselves, make them count
)(ey Equius!!! Lig)(ten up!!! T)(e uniform isn’t t)(at bad!! S)(OW OFF YOUR IRON BUNS!!!!
…
equius show off your buns.
your buns of steel!! show them OFF!
Your face reddens and you stamp off, muttering angrily to yourself. Feferi is lucky you did not mind helping her, even knowing how this was going to turn out. And apparently, Feferi is well on her way to getting drunk.
At the end of night, you might be too. It will help coat the embarrassment and shame.
yessssssssssssss.Also TIM—E FOR TH—E ALCO)(OL!!!!!
YOU DO HAVE APPLETINIS RIGHT
BECAUSE IF YOU DON’T I AM FUCKING OUT OF HERE.
Yes Ms. Karkat we )(ave appletinis just for you 38D
FUCK YES X2 THANK YOU
OKAY I’M STAYING.
You stroll over, wearing the uniform of the staff of Club Bubble, and looking distinctly unhappy to be here.
You hand Karkat an appletini.
D —> Have fun everyone, but do try not to get drunk too early
D —> You have several hours to embarrass yourselves, make them count
For those interested…
I have created another rp blog, a Rebel!stuck Equius. Might turn into an AU, we’ll see. But I wanted to do another Equius, a bit more towards the canon him, and also in the idea that Karkat and co have started a rebellion against the Empress.
So, if you wanna rp, or whatevs, check it out here:
rebelliousroboticist.tumblr.com
why did i do this sigh im soon going to be one of those fans that ruins everything for everyone… wah….
lol vriska’s seems kind of tame
This Is An Excellent Time For You To Become A Missing Person
oop back on my blog for reaction purposes
This Is Immature But Funny
karkats <3
Reblogging because of Kanaya. Jesus I don’t know what it’s so funny, but it is.
casually wonders how to become those people who casually smuts with everyone
casually thinks there is no problem with that
casually thinks it would keep the mood up and be distracting
casually sex
that’s how.
Lol, if it were only that easy
